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Jun. 8th, 2011 06:15 pmSo, I'm still here. It's like 90 degrees today. That doesn't make me too happy so I've been a grump today.
New girl has been annoying me. She kept taking stuff out of my hands. I was trying to organize it so I would know where to put everything and she kept going "Where does this go" "what about this" and removing it from my hands. You'd think this schmuck would know not to do that to someone who is ridiculously pregnant and could snap at any moment.
Speaking of which, it was pizza day at work today. I went to get a slice of pepperoni and a slice of plain. I was starving. I really wanted buffalo chicken but for some reason they order 2 of those and 9 sausage and peppers and there's always a ton of sausage and pepper leftoever. So, anyway, as I'm grabbing the plain slice, a lady walks over and goes "Is this yours?" pointing to the pepperoni.
Yes, my hand is on the plate and I'm about to put a second slice on there. It's safe to say it's mine.
"You can't eat that" crazy lady says
Why? I respond
"You're going to swell!!!"
I'm over 40 weeks pregnant. It's 90 degrees out. I drink a lot of water and I don't care if I swell at this point. I'm done.
"What if we compromise and you only eat half the pepperonis"
Are you fucking kidding me? I could kill you right now and not a single jury on the planet would deem me guilty. Go away lady. Go far far away.
No, I did not say that last line. I literally shut my mouth and just turned away cause otherwise I would've said that. Who the hell are you to tell me what I can/cannot eat? She's never once even asked how I'm doing or how far along I am or ANYTHING. I will eat the pizza I want to eat.
Dear baby, please come out soon before I kill a coworker. Thank you, love mom.
I took a vacation day for Friday so I have something to look forward to and I have a midwife appt tomorrow. Let's keep our fingers crossed.
New girl has been annoying me. She kept taking stuff out of my hands. I was trying to organize it so I would know where to put everything and she kept going "Where does this go" "what about this" and removing it from my hands. You'd think this schmuck would know not to do that to someone who is ridiculously pregnant and could snap at any moment.
Speaking of which, it was pizza day at work today. I went to get a slice of pepperoni and a slice of plain. I was starving. I really wanted buffalo chicken but for some reason they order 2 of those and 9 sausage and peppers and there's always a ton of sausage and pepper leftoever. So, anyway, as I'm grabbing the plain slice, a lady walks over and goes "Is this yours?" pointing to the pepperoni.
Yes, my hand is on the plate and I'm about to put a second slice on there. It's safe to say it's mine.
"You can't eat that" crazy lady says
Why? I respond
"You're going to swell!!!"
I'm over 40 weeks pregnant. It's 90 degrees out. I drink a lot of water and I don't care if I swell at this point. I'm done.
"What if we compromise and you only eat half the pepperonis"
Are you fucking kidding me? I could kill you right now and not a single jury on the planet would deem me guilty. Go away lady. Go far far away.
No, I did not say that last line. I literally shut my mouth and just turned away cause otherwise I would've said that. Who the hell are you to tell me what I can/cannot eat? She's never once even asked how I'm doing or how far along I am or ANYTHING. I will eat the pizza I want to eat.
Dear baby, please come out soon before I kill a coworker. Thank you, love mom.
I took a vacation day for Friday so I have something to look forward to and I have a midwife appt tomorrow. Let's keep our fingers crossed.
