alibali

so yeah, the wedding. where to start? i have no idea.

the goods:
- the food was very good
- jeanette didn't drink at all; i was very proud of her
- the veil turned out very nice.. not my taste at all but still very nice
- we stayed up till 2am on saturday talking with jeanettes brothers/girlfriends all wondering what the hell is wrong with them.. but it was nice to catch up and hear other sides to stories.
- i had a very nice smokey eye going on with my makeup
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the other stuff:
- greg. definitely a bad. craig's best friend. from the first 5 minutes i talked to him if i were jeanette i wouldn't have married craig. a persons friends say a lot about a person. his friend was an annoying retard. enough said.
- janet. craigs sister. wow. even more annoying. her husband just got deployed. he's in iraq for 3 months. after spending the weekend with her we all realized he probably volunteered to go. at least all of us agreed we would rather head to iraq then spend 3 months with her. she got into a big argument with my cousin about calling the tattoo machine a tattoo gun. he says that gun gives it a bad connotation because guns kill people. she started yelling that GUNS ARE A TOOL NOT A WEAPON! and jeph was just like yeah a gun is a tool to KILL PEOPLE. later on, while sitting right next to me, she tells chris (jeanettes younger brother) that she wonders where jeph is, he's probably out tattooing with his not a tattoo gun and that she "can't stand him! i hate him!" i was like wow. but didn't say anything cause i wanted to see how far she'd go. but chris pointed out that he was my cousin. and she was just like oh yeah i know.

- jeanette wanted us all to walk down the stairs so she could get pics of all of us. janet refused to and started crying saying she was all alone. i suggested she walk with her parents or greg. she refused and stormed out. shes very mature. so the rest of us all walk. my dad was the one telling us when to go so he was the last one up there with jeanette. he opened the door to the back staircase (leads down to the kitchen) and said "Jeanette, you can go down either staircase. This is completely your choice but if you choose the back stairs i'll be in the truck and i'll take you whereever you want to go. no questions asked" and her response: but if i go down the back, how do they take my picture?

so she got married. neither of them cried. jeanette balled at my 7 minute vegas wedding. now she has pregnancy hormones. and not a single tear. the bishop didn't ask if anyone objects. he did ask if we all do. like 3 people responded. the rest of us we're just all dumbfounded.

- we found out craig has a severe learning disability. so jeanette literally married a retard. because of the whole "law of dropping a level" for example: if you're dyslexic (which is a learning disability) you say "no no i'm just dyslexic". if someone is mentally retarded they say "its just a learning disability" so the fact that he has a severe one, well who knows what that means except that it makes sense. We found this out cause my sister suggested playing the Newlywed Game during the wedding. First question: Spell your spouse's full name. They couldn't do it. Craig wrote: Ginatte Ralyola and the girl has 4 middle names - he didn't know any of them. Later on Janet says "I can't believe you made Craig do that in front of everyone I felt so bad - he has severe learning disabilities ya know." We didn't know. Neither did Jeanette. Melissa told her the next day - "Oh Jeanette so sorry about teh Newlywed Game at the wedding i didn't know Craig was a special ed kid" Jeanette: huh? what are you talking about??

Now, dont get me wrong. Theres nothing wrong with marrying someone with a learning disability. Its not a big deal. It is a big deal when you dont know that your HUSBAND was in special ed all his life because of it.

Oh, and the part that really pisses me off? While planing her 2 week wedding, she actually said to my sister that mark and i rushed into things and that I made a mistake marrying him so quickly. I guess I made a mistake cause I tell the truth. Marriage is hard, and it does not solve every problem and we fight and we make up but its not like we walked down the aisle and all of a sudden everything was superfantastical and we never had a problem again because of some magical ring that was put on our fingers. thats absolutely ridiculous. Although I guess if i was a subordinate bitch marrying a retarded alcoholic I might think differently.

theres more but i'm typing angrily now so i should end it for now lol.