alibali

two weddings this weekend. two pairs of pants i bought on saturday. two job interviews today. two cats jumping on me.

yeah thats about all i have for the twos.

went to lloyds this morning and had to do testing. found out i'm just as bad at excel as i thought i was. scored like a 70something on the basic, 50 on intermediate, and in the 30's for the advanced lol. oh well. got like high 80s for ms word (basic) intermediate was low 80s and advanced was 70s.. not bad. ended up getting 99% on alphanumeric data entry and 100% on numerical data entry. all in all a very very boring morning.

afterwards watched a video on all the great reasons to work for lloyds.. felt like i was in a walmart training day. then had an interview when the lady just asked how much i wanted, when i wanted to work, and when i'd be available. didn't really ask much else then kinda ended the whole thing. kind of annoyed she didn't let me tell her i knew barbara and was referred by my sister. i wonder if my sister could still get a referral reward even though she went there like 10 years ago. hmm.. lol.

hour and a half later i came home. ate lunch. went to interview #2. had no idea the name of the place even.

got there way too early, went in anyway cause i just dont care at this point. guy sat me down and told me the job description. basically i answer phones, take orders and input them in the system. wow. so complicated. he told me again what i had to do, step by step. i'm like okay. then asked 2 more questions then went back and was like "do you feel you could enter the orders accurately and without mistakes?" and i was like are you serious? but i held that back and instead was just like "yes i'm confident i can enter the data correctly". schmo. then i got to ask questions and all i said was "what do you do?" cause it would be nice to know WHERE i'm interviewing and what the hell they do. i still really dont know.. something with building materials. whatever. the whole thing was a lovely wooping 11 minutes. the shorter the better in my opinion. i think the costume shop may have won over this one.. altho this is permanent and thats temp until january.

so the interview: i walked in and didn't really like the looks of the place.. they had super short cubicles that you couldn't even pick your nose if you wanted to without the whole world seeing. i sucked ass at the interview.. stuttered and babbled my way thru and walked out a whopping 18 minutes later and met mark for lunch.

i got a call today and i got the job. i have no idea how. i didn't really wanna accept it but i told them i could start next monday (the 9th) so i have a week to find a better job. and i guess any job is worse than no job. so if i dont find another job i'm now a lovely employee of anytimecostumes.com.. i think customer service/order entry.. i honestly have no idea.


so right now we're in the middle of a wedding. just went to the ceremony which was really short.. like i was getting teary and i woulda cried but then it ended. the didn't say "i do" and there was no chance to object or anything.. i apparently don't understand non-jew weddings. actually i dont think someone could object at our wedding(s) now that i think of it.. who knows.

regardless we're bumming around the house now until the reception at 7. i changed my sucker inner so now i'm all set to go.. even tho my sucker inner is too big so it doesn't really do stuff. i lead such a fascinating life.

i dont even know if this makes sense cause i'm on the phone right now and dont feel like rereading it lol.