Apr. 1st, 2008

i've had some odd experiences with Asian women in the last few days.

On Sunday, we went to Sushi Park with my parents. The woman who seats you came over asked us how many we were and then started to direct us. Then she stopped and took my hand and we walked hand in hand to a table. It wasn't just a quick grab of the hand, she intertwined all of our fingers as if we were long lost loves. We walked to a table and I was so confused that when she asked if I wanted this one or another one I told her the other one across the restaurant. So she grabbed my hand tighter and pulled me (she was walking rather fast) to the other table and sat me down. I was really confused when I sat down. I've never lovingly held hands with the host of a restaurant. It was just weird.

Then for dinner tonight we went to East, again with my parents since they're on their way back to PA tonight. I'm up there wandering around seeing what I want to add to my plate and this woman just comes up to me (with a plate of her own) and starts talking. I'm just trying to get some of the rolled seaweed, carrot and cucumber thingies but she keeps talking to me. She's telling me how great these purple yams from Hawaii are and how they're full of minerals and they're PURPLE! She is like "look look these you must try them". Then she picked one up and put it on my plate! She put food on my plate! Who does this? What is going on? Again, I'm too stunned/confused to even think to do or say anything and I'm just like okay great i'll try it thanks. Then she is like find me and tell me how much you love it after you eat it!! It was weird, I mean I ate it and it was okay (very sweet there was some sort of sugary concoction on it) but the situation was weird. Later I see her wandering around filling up take out containers and I could've sworn I saw her also filling the buffet tables. But honestly, I have NO idea if she works there or not or if she was just holding a plate and handing it to a worker and asking for it to be refilled. She wasn't in any sort of uniform but it would be funnier if she worked there and was just trying to empty food containers by making people take and taste stuff.

I'm looking very forward to eating at home the next few nights so i can stop eating out and eating everything in sight and maybe lose the weight that i'm sure i gained this weekend before we pick up the van.
conversation between mark and i:

mark: do you want me to rent you
me: i dont want to be rented
mark: no do you want me to rent you
me: i dont want to be rented
mark: NO, do you want me to RENT you - R - E - N - C - H
me: excuse me?
mark: WRENCH YOU!
me: no, you need to spell that for me again.
mark: fuck you.

he's playing with and reorganizing his tool box if you can't tell.

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