alibali

yeah so i should be doing a nice big paper.. but its not due for another 16 hours.. so i have some time. instead of actually starting it i've fixed my computer, ate dinner, rearranged furniture, washed a pair of jeans, and then refixed my computer. and now i'm gonna go on about me almost dying.

yom kippur is an evil holiday. actually i've been fine with the fasting every year.. and i almost lasted this year. with about a minute to sundown i had to cave in.

ya see kids, it all started when silly me wanted to take a shower around 6ish. as i'm in there i close my eyes to wash my hair and i didn't want to get soap in my eyes and when i opened them i realized it took longer then usual to see everything. still following me?

so i'm just like eh whatever and i go to reach for the conditioner and i can't really hear the water running anymore and as i'm reaching i can't really see the bottle cause the worlds starting to spin. but silly me, gotta put the conditioner in. so i put it in and that was probably a really bad idea.

my legs start to get wobbly and my vision is really blurred at this point so i decide it's time to step outta the shower cause i'm about to pass out. and if i had passed out i coulda drowned and no one could save me cause i locked the door :(. so sad, don't lock the door!

weird thing is that as i was dying my sister got really dizzy and had to sit down. either we both needed sugar or we're closer then i thought and she had some empathy pains. aww how sweet of her.

okay now on to find more stuff to procrastinate with..