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alibali01. If you had to have a sexual relationship with a kind of pasta...what would it be? ohhh rotini
02. Would you use protection aka a strainer? safe sex or no sex baby.. but then again its pasta.. i think i might like it rough and dirty.. no strainer baby
03. If you had to explain what "We swayzed last night" meant...what would you say? well seeing as that just reminded me of this guy Peter that i uhm used to know all i can think of right now is playing baseball.. so we played baseball last night? yeah.. that doesn't work so well..
04. Did you really answer question 1-3 or did you say something like 'uhh' or 'umm' or even 'i don't know, what fucker made this survey? hell no, i answered them biatch
05. What celebrity is at the top of your to-do list? i dont think i have one :( ohhh john travolta from the late 70's/early 80's
06. What person on your Friends page is at the top of your to-do list? uhm.. it's a toss up between jeanette and andrea i think.. cause andrea invited me to her bed earlier today.. so i dunno now..
07. When somebody asks you if you like their haircut...are you compelled to tell them the truth or do you lie and say it looks nice? I tell them the truth.. unless its really horrible and then i'll be like 'it's not too bad, its just not the best'
08. If you were forced to choose between either having no TV forever or killing your cat, which one would you pick? if you met my cat this decision might be easier for you to understand.. i'd go for the cat.. nooo i'm just kidding! geez.. tv.. she's my baby.. she's my little fucker :)
09. If you don't have a cat...suppose you get one. Would you rather have the job of feeding it or would you rather be the one who cleans up its shit? Feeding it.. cleaning it sucks.. i need to be pregnant and not allowed to go near litter.. that'd be great.
10. What's your mom's middle name? Janice -- pronounce Juh-neice.
11. Have you ever had the urge to giggle when you were in the middle of having sex with someone? (If you haven't had sex with anybody, then subsitute kissing. If you haven't kissed anybody...go get a blow-up doll.) I have giggled before and I will again.. hell i've full out laughed.. and thats okay.. if you can't laugh during sex when can you laugh?
12. How many people have you had sex with, anyway, you whore? honestly? 3
13. What is a movie/band/celebrity that you secretly adore and have never admitted to liking? I think i've admitted to liking every band i do/have liked. doesn't really matter to me
14. Have you ever bopped your head to a Hilary Duff song? more than likely.. does she have that rain song?
15. Do you piss in the shower? ugh no
16. Did you ever call back a number on your cell phone that you didn't answer and start saying sexual things just to fuck around with the person? lol no, but i do call them back and ask them who they are if they didn't leave a message and i dont recognize the number.. i even call back when people call other peoples cell phones that they dont know
17. If you had to wear an entire outfit made of post-it notes, what colour post-its would you use? psssssssht why can't it be multi-colored post-its?? i think i might need more than one post-it pad to cover me in an entire outfit.. so i want one of those mulit packs.
18. If you could bash one celebrity (ok, or person) over the head until death without going to jail for it, which one would you pick? no one.. or if i could go back in time i'd bash halle berry during her oscar speech like 3 years ago with that whole 'this is for black blah blah blah' shutthefuckupyo.
19. Have you ever participated in a sexual activity while in a car (moving or stationary)? mark won't let me
20. What's up with Meg Ryan's face these days? I don't know...it's like...I'll have some plastic coating with a side of goldie hawn in first-wives-club. <-- that was there but i find it really amusing so it's staying
21. If you had to name your kid after a font, what font would you pick? Soopafresh.. cause it's my favorite font.. and how cool of a name would that be??
22. Did you know that Jess is Jesus without the U? that is so cool.. i wish i knew a Jess now so i could tell them
23. When you look in the mirror, do you cringe or do you say "Damn, I'm one fine ass mothafucka"? Oh i definitely go, I will drive they will walk.. wait no.. drivers ed flashback.. weird.. i had the best drivers ed teacher..
24. Do you ever log onto AIM just to put up your away message? uhm, have you met me?
26. Have you ever shopped at Wal-Mart? Yes, i love cheap shit
27. Do you categorize your clothes by weight? IE: These are my "fat pants". I wear these when I'm feeling "thin"? Not that i know of.. it's more like here's the comfy clothes and heres the really comfy clothes :D
28. Have you ever driven away with your gas cap on the back of your car? nope, i gots them quality cars.. ya know.. the kind with the gas cap attached with a thingermabob to the car.. i know i know amazing.
29. When you go to the movies...do you sneak your own cheaper candy in? depends on the movie and the theater
30. Do you tailgate someone who's going the speed limit, you fucking bastard? depends on the weather.. if its nice and sunny and you can have your windows open and just enjoy the ride.. then no.. if its anything but those 4 perfect days a year.. then yes i tailgate them fuckers going speed limit.
31. Have you ever dipped your fingertips in candlewax just so you could peel it off? you do know that my old garage was converted into a full candle factory right? i've dipped more then my fingertips in wax.. and not always on purpose
32. Dude, how often do you use the term 'dude' on a scale of 1-10? Oh, it depends on my excitement level about the topic at hand
33. What animal do you look like? I really don't know.. does anyone else know?
34. Which Disney movie character did you have a crush on when you were a kid? i dont think i really did i'm sorry?
34. When you watched TV shows with siblings or friends...did you ever "call dibs" on a certain character? For example, if you were watching Hey Dude, did you say "I call Melody!"? Nope, can't say i have.. but Hey Dude was a great show whatever happened to it
35. Name three INTERESTING things in your wallet/purse AKA - CONDOMS OR SOMETHING. NOBODY CARES IF YOU HAVE CHAPSTICK. I really don't think i have anything interesting besides chapstick.. lemme check.. i have a butterfinger in there that i didn't know was in there.. not very interesting.. but still a lil weird.. do tweezers count? i have a flashlight too.. theres a whole lotta drugs in my bag that i never knew about too.. i have nothing interesting i'm sorry
36. Were you one of those people who got held back in kindergarten for not being able to share? Haha sadly no...but I probably shoulda been.
37. Assuming you bathe, what do you use in the shower everyday, excluding massaging anythings and your loofah? shower gel, shampoo and conditioner
38. Does your belly button smell? I know this is horrible but for some reason I'm just not limber enough to smell my own belly button.. my neck doesn't bend like that.. someone wanna check for me?
39. What flavor ice cream would you patent, if you could? oh i dunno.. i like the ice creams that are already patented.. thats not a market i'm lookin to tap into.. too hit or miss-ish
40. What decorates the walls of your room? a cracker barrel map of the USA.. an A.. a painting.. and a pair of pants.. thats in my bedroom.. i'm not doing all my rooms
41. Do you sleep in the buff or wearing clothes/pajamas? usually pajamas.. in the summer.. it's questionable.
42. If you had a signature dance move...what would you call it? (The "Insert Your Name Here" is NOT an acceptable answer). LOL oh man.. memories.. do the Melissa! can that be my dance move? it's not MY name.. oh thats it.. even though i dont do it.. i want that to be it
43. What's the hardest drink you've ever done? (Milk counts if you don't drink alcohol.) whats the hardest drink there is? isn't liquid kinda soft and squishy? ;) but seriously i dont know the levels of 'hardness' so i really dont know what the hardest i've done.. unless we're just counting alcohol as the hardest which sounds a lil weird
44. When you pick your nose (we know you do), do you inspect your boogies afterwards? not that i know of.. i'll try and pay more attention in the future
45. Rate the coolness of Ali and Jess, on a scale of 5-10 (because we know we're not lower than a 5, at least.) Well, considering i have no idea who they are, i'm gonna assume they made this survey. I'll give Ali a 10 cause shes got the same name as me.. and i'll give Jess a 9 cause her name is Jesus without the U
46. What do you think when guys wear boxer-briefs or tighty-whities? i giggle a little bit.. same thing for when a man asks me for like a size 7 or 8 shoe.. i just can't help it i dont know why
47. Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? More then you know honey
48. What does "boo-urns" mean? Haha I don't know..maybe it's how much money your boy friend makes?<-- i like that answer lol
49. Have you ever gotten owned? never bish
50. Would you rather be a trophy wife or a concubine? Trophy wife all the way
51. How long are your toenails? they're short
52. Use this word in a sentence: finagle. I dont want to use the word finagle in a sentence.. is that cheating?
53. What is the most embarassing screen name/online pseudonym you've had (including porn message board aliases)? ohh this is a tough one.. cause all my screennames are just so fucking cool and i would use em all if i could.. uhm.. uhhh. ohhh UArocks4ever its not really embarassing but its kinda funny and i got to play some fun pranks with it before i deleted it oh well lol
54. Do you ever get throw up burps? If so, have you ever kissed someone directly following the burp in question? oh yuck i hate those burps.. and nope i've never kissed anyone directly afterwards.. i think that might be kinda rude and nasty.
55. Who do you think wrote question 54, Ali or Jess? I dont know them duh.. but ima go with Jess cause Ali's too cool to ask that kinda question.
56. Have you ever met anyone with a third nipple? No.. but i want to!
57. How do you laugh online (ie LOL LMAO ROFL or hahaha)? i used to be more sporadic with my laughter.. but lately it's just been lol
58. Do you recycle your cans at the grocery store and get your money back? If so, how nasty do you consider the sticky shit all over your hands? (Scale of 1-10). Oh man, i hate that nasty shit and the smell in that little room, but no i dont recycle.. i got used to PA.. they dont recycle there.. so i dont bother here.
59. When you stay at a hotel, do you take all the little shampoos and the pens and the cups and the towels with you like a little old lady on a bus tour? I usually do.. cause little stuff is fun.. unless of course it used.. then i dont take it.. cause thats weird
60. Have you ever puked at an amusement park? Nope, but i've cried does that count?
61. Do you fold back the corners of your books instead of finding a bookmarker, you lazy book-destroying fuck? Depends on the book.
62. Do you return your movies on-time or are you constantly paying late fees? if i rent a movie i generally return it on time
63. Did you ever want one of those Bratz dolls? what are those bratz dolls you speak of
64. What are your thoughts on Barbie now that she is single? Do you think that Shaving Ken was the sign that Ken ran off with one of the Ethnic Minority Males? Whoa, hold up.. Barbie is single? I was not notified of this. not cool! Where's my goddamn memo! Fucking firing that lazy ass secretary!!
65. Do you think Megalomaniac by Incubus is written about President Bush or Britney Spears? Britney. obviously.
66. When you have to pee...what kind of pee-dance do you do? i kinda just go omg omg omg omg omg until there is a bathroom in my sight
67. Let's say your're out of toilet paper and you're in someone else's house, with people standing in the hall waiting to use the toilet after you-what do you do? This has actually happened to me.. i just used tissues.. if there were no tissues I'm not sure what I woulda done.. go for a towel and throw it out.. depends how well i know this person.. if it was like jeanettes house even with people waiting to get in i'd just yell and be like netttttieeeeeee get me teeeppeeeeee :D
68. Have you ever mooned anybody? flashed? maybe a little
69. If you're a girl, or have another need for one, do you prefer with or without bra, anytime or anywhere? Generally with a bra.. unless i'm at home and took a shower and dont plan on going out.. just feels weird without a bra on
70. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? You must not know me well enough.. you do know i was Miss Kentucky right?
71. Have you ever parked in a handicap spot? the words: hell yea. come to mind.. i have a sticker for it though cause i'm cool like that
72. Do you laugh at handicapped people, midgets, drunk people, ugly people, fat people, etc.? I laugh at everyone.. i'm not prejudice.
73. Write this sentence with your eyes closed without looking at the keyboard AT ALL and see how many typos you end up with. Write this sentence with your eyes closed without looking at the keyboard AT ALL and see how many typos you end up with. (typos=0 i didn't cheat yay!.. i just haven't looked at the keyboard when typing in about 4 years.. so i'm awesome.)
74. We know you cheated on the last question. Do it again and this time don't be a fucker. Write this sentence with your eyes closed without looking at the keyboard aAT ALL and see how many typos you end up with. i really didn't cheat the first time but i had 1 typo this time cause i couldn't remember what the sentence was and my hand stuttered lol
75. Do you ever yawn because someone else yawned who's standing right by you? all the freaking time.. who doesn't do that?
76. Have you ever been in the back room at video stores? AKA - the PORN ROOM. sadly no
78. If you get a wedgie in public...how do you subtly pick it? Give us the details... Do you just let it remain wedged? I usually turn the direction no one is looking and kind of put my hand back there and pick. If I can't find a way to do it subtly I just let it remained wedged or something <-- this was here already.. but its very true
79. Have you seen that commercial for a viagra type medicine that warns against ignoring 4 hour erections? Yes i have.. and its like 'if this happens to you consult a doctor'.. now if you're having a 4 hour erection.. even after ejaculating (cause the other person doesn't care).. do you REALLY think your girlfriend (or boyfriend, or wife or husband or etc) is really going to let you up long enough to consult your dr? i think not.
80. Mangina and Moobies. Discuss. lol.. i totally pronounced mangina wrong in my head and it sounded like that country (not mongolia.. one thats completely not related) so i was just like why am i discussing moobies with countries? it made no sense. i haven't even discussed what i'm supposed to discuss and i've already written too much. i'm done.
02. Would you use protection aka a strainer? safe sex or no sex baby.. but then again its pasta.. i think i might like it rough and dirty.. no strainer baby
03. If you had to explain what "We swayzed last night" meant...what would you say? well seeing as that just reminded me of this guy Peter that i uhm used to know all i can think of right now is playing baseball.. so we played baseball last night? yeah.. that doesn't work so well..
04. Did you really answer question 1-3 or did you say something like 'uhh' or 'umm' or even 'i don't know, what fucker made this survey? hell no, i answered them biatch
05. What celebrity is at the top of your to-do list? i dont think i have one :( ohhh john travolta from the late 70's/early 80's
06. What person on your Friends page is at the top of your to-do list? uhm.. it's a toss up between jeanette and andrea i think.. cause andrea invited me to her bed earlier today.. so i dunno now..
07. When somebody asks you if you like their haircut...are you compelled to tell them the truth or do you lie and say it looks nice? I tell them the truth.. unless its really horrible and then i'll be like 'it's not too bad, its just not the best'
08. If you were forced to choose between either having no TV forever or killing your cat, which one would you pick? if you met my cat this decision might be easier for you to understand.. i'd go for the cat.. nooo i'm just kidding! geez.. tv.. she's my baby.. she's my little fucker :)
09. If you don't have a cat...suppose you get one. Would you rather have the job of feeding it or would you rather be the one who cleans up its shit? Feeding it.. cleaning it sucks.. i need to be pregnant and not allowed to go near litter.. that'd be great.
10. What's your mom's middle name? Janice -- pronounce Juh-neice.
11. Have you ever had the urge to giggle when you were in the middle of having sex with someone? (If you haven't had sex with anybody, then subsitute kissing. If you haven't kissed anybody...go get a blow-up doll.) I have giggled before and I will again.. hell i've full out laughed.. and thats okay.. if you can't laugh during sex when can you laugh?
12. How many people have you had sex with, anyway, you whore? honestly? 3
13. What is a movie/band/celebrity that you secretly adore and have never admitted to liking? I think i've admitted to liking every band i do/have liked. doesn't really matter to me
14. Have you ever bopped your head to a Hilary Duff song? more than likely.. does she have that rain song?
15. Do you piss in the shower? ugh no
16. Did you ever call back a number on your cell phone that you didn't answer and start saying sexual things just to fuck around with the person? lol no, but i do call them back and ask them who they are if they didn't leave a message and i dont recognize the number.. i even call back when people call other peoples cell phones that they dont know
17. If you had to wear an entire outfit made of post-it notes, what colour post-its would you use? psssssssht why can't it be multi-colored post-its?? i think i might need more than one post-it pad to cover me in an entire outfit.. so i want one of those mulit packs.
18. If you could bash one celebrity (ok, or person) over the head until death without going to jail for it, which one would you pick? no one.. or if i could go back in time i'd bash halle berry during her oscar speech like 3 years ago with that whole 'this is for black blah blah blah' shutthefuckupyo.
19. Have you ever participated in a sexual activity while in a car (moving or stationary)? mark won't let me
20. What's up with Meg Ryan's face these days? I don't know...it's like...I'll have some plastic coating with a side of goldie hawn in first-wives-club. <-- that was there but i find it really amusing so it's staying
21. If you had to name your kid after a font, what font would you pick? Soopafresh.. cause it's my favorite font.. and how cool of a name would that be??
22. Did you know that Jess is Jesus without the U? that is so cool.. i wish i knew a Jess now so i could tell them
23. When you look in the mirror, do you cringe or do you say "Damn, I'm one fine ass mothafucka"? Oh i definitely go, I will drive they will walk.. wait no.. drivers ed flashback.. weird.. i had the best drivers ed teacher..
24. Do you ever log onto AIM just to put up your away message? uhm, have you met me?
26. Have you ever shopped at Wal-Mart? Yes, i love cheap shit
27. Do you categorize your clothes by weight? IE: These are my "fat pants". I wear these when I'm feeling "thin"? Not that i know of.. it's more like here's the comfy clothes and heres the really comfy clothes :D
28. Have you ever driven away with your gas cap on the back of your car? nope, i gots them quality cars.. ya know.. the kind with the gas cap attached with a thingermabob to the car.. i know i know amazing.
29. When you go to the movies...do you sneak your own cheaper candy in? depends on the movie and the theater
30. Do you tailgate someone who's going the speed limit, you fucking bastard? depends on the weather.. if its nice and sunny and you can have your windows open and just enjoy the ride.. then no.. if its anything but those 4 perfect days a year.. then yes i tailgate them fuckers going speed limit.
31. Have you ever dipped your fingertips in candlewax just so you could peel it off? you do know that my old garage was converted into a full candle factory right? i've dipped more then my fingertips in wax.. and not always on purpose
32. Dude, how often do you use the term 'dude' on a scale of 1-10? Oh, it depends on my excitement level about the topic at hand
33. What animal do you look like? I really don't know.. does anyone else know?
34. Which Disney movie character did you have a crush on when you were a kid? i dont think i really did i'm sorry?
34. When you watched TV shows with siblings or friends...did you ever "call dibs" on a certain character? For example, if you were watching Hey Dude, did you say "I call Melody!"? Nope, can't say i have.. but Hey Dude was a great show whatever happened to it
35. Name three INTERESTING things in your wallet/purse AKA - CONDOMS OR SOMETHING. NOBODY CARES IF YOU HAVE CHAPSTICK. I really don't think i have anything interesting besides chapstick.. lemme check.. i have a butterfinger in there that i didn't know was in there.. not very interesting.. but still a lil weird.. do tweezers count? i have a flashlight too.. theres a whole lotta drugs in my bag that i never knew about too.. i have nothing interesting i'm sorry
36. Were you one of those people who got held back in kindergarten for not being able to share? Haha sadly no...but I probably shoulda been.
37. Assuming you bathe, what do you use in the shower everyday, excluding massaging anythings and your loofah? shower gel, shampoo and conditioner
38. Does your belly button smell? I know this is horrible but for some reason I'm just not limber enough to smell my own belly button.. my neck doesn't bend like that.. someone wanna check for me?
39. What flavor ice cream would you patent, if you could? oh i dunno.. i like the ice creams that are already patented.. thats not a market i'm lookin to tap into.. too hit or miss-ish
40. What decorates the walls of your room? a cracker barrel map of the USA.. an A.. a painting.. and a pair of pants.. thats in my bedroom.. i'm not doing all my rooms
41. Do you sleep in the buff or wearing clothes/pajamas? usually pajamas.. in the summer.. it's questionable.
42. If you had a signature dance move...what would you call it? (The "Insert Your Name Here" is NOT an acceptable answer). LOL oh man.. memories.. do the Melissa! can that be my dance move? it's not MY name.. oh thats it.. even though i dont do it.. i want that to be it
43. What's the hardest drink you've ever done? (Milk counts if you don't drink alcohol.) whats the hardest drink there is? isn't liquid kinda soft and squishy? ;) but seriously i dont know the levels of 'hardness' so i really dont know what the hardest i've done.. unless we're just counting alcohol as the hardest which sounds a lil weird
44. When you pick your nose (we know you do), do you inspect your boogies afterwards? not that i know of.. i'll try and pay more attention in the future
45. Rate the coolness of Ali and Jess, on a scale of 5-10 (because we know we're not lower than a 5, at least.) Well, considering i have no idea who they are, i'm gonna assume they made this survey. I'll give Ali a 10 cause shes got the same name as me.. and i'll give Jess a 9 cause her name is Jesus without the U
46. What do you think when guys wear boxer-briefs or tighty-whities? i giggle a little bit.. same thing for when a man asks me for like a size 7 or 8 shoe.. i just can't help it i dont know why
47. Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? More then you know honey
48. What does "boo-urns" mean? Haha I don't know..maybe it's how much money your boy friend makes?<-- i like that answer lol
49. Have you ever gotten owned? never bish
50. Would you rather be a trophy wife or a concubine? Trophy wife all the way
51. How long are your toenails? they're short
52. Use this word in a sentence: finagle. I dont want to use the word finagle in a sentence.. is that cheating?
53. What is the most embarassing screen name/online pseudonym you've had (including porn message board aliases)? ohh this is a tough one.. cause all my screennames are just so fucking cool and i would use em all if i could.. uhm.. uhhh. ohhh UArocks4ever its not really embarassing but its kinda funny and i got to play some fun pranks with it before i deleted it oh well lol
54. Do you ever get throw up burps? If so, have you ever kissed someone directly following the burp in question? oh yuck i hate those burps.. and nope i've never kissed anyone directly afterwards.. i think that might be kinda rude and nasty.
55. Who do you think wrote question 54, Ali or Jess? I dont know them duh.. but ima go with Jess cause Ali's too cool to ask that kinda question.
56. Have you ever met anyone with a third nipple? No.. but i want to!
57. How do you laugh online (ie LOL LMAO ROFL or hahaha)? i used to be more sporadic with my laughter.. but lately it's just been lol
58. Do you recycle your cans at the grocery store and get your money back? If so, how nasty do you consider the sticky shit all over your hands? (Scale of 1-10). Oh man, i hate that nasty shit and the smell in that little room, but no i dont recycle.. i got used to PA.. they dont recycle there.. so i dont bother here.
59. When you stay at a hotel, do you take all the little shampoos and the pens and the cups and the towels with you like a little old lady on a bus tour? I usually do.. cause little stuff is fun.. unless of course it used.. then i dont take it.. cause thats weird
60. Have you ever puked at an amusement park? Nope, but i've cried does that count?
61. Do you fold back the corners of your books instead of finding a bookmarker, you lazy book-destroying fuck? Depends on the book.
62. Do you return your movies on-time or are you constantly paying late fees? if i rent a movie i generally return it on time
63. Did you ever want one of those Bratz dolls? what are those bratz dolls you speak of
64. What are your thoughts on Barbie now that she is single? Do you think that Shaving Ken was the sign that Ken ran off with one of the Ethnic Minority Males? Whoa, hold up.. Barbie is single? I was not notified of this. not cool! Where's my goddamn memo! Fucking firing that lazy ass secretary!!
65. Do you think Megalomaniac by Incubus is written about President Bush or Britney Spears? Britney. obviously.
66. When you have to pee...what kind of pee-dance do you do? i kinda just go omg omg omg omg omg until there is a bathroom in my sight
67. Let's say your're out of toilet paper and you're in someone else's house, with people standing in the hall waiting to use the toilet after you-what do you do? This has actually happened to me.. i just used tissues.. if there were no tissues I'm not sure what I woulda done.. go for a towel and throw it out.. depends how well i know this person.. if it was like jeanettes house even with people waiting to get in i'd just yell and be like netttttieeeeeee get me teeeppeeeeee :D
68. Have you ever mooned anybody? flashed? maybe a little
69. If you're a girl, or have another need for one, do you prefer with or without bra, anytime or anywhere? Generally with a bra.. unless i'm at home and took a shower and dont plan on going out.. just feels weird without a bra on
70. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? You must not know me well enough.. you do know i was Miss Kentucky right?
71. Have you ever parked in a handicap spot? the words: hell yea. come to mind.. i have a sticker for it though cause i'm cool like that
72. Do you laugh at handicapped people, midgets, drunk people, ugly people, fat people, etc.? I laugh at everyone.. i'm not prejudice.
73. Write this sentence with your eyes closed without looking at the keyboard AT ALL and see how many typos you end up with. Write this sentence with your eyes closed without looking at the keyboard AT ALL and see how many typos you end up with. (typos=0 i didn't cheat yay!.. i just haven't looked at the keyboard when typing in about 4 years.. so i'm awesome.)
74. We know you cheated on the last question. Do it again and this time don't be a fucker. Write this sentence with your eyes closed without looking at the keyboard aAT ALL and see how many typos you end up with. i really didn't cheat the first time but i had 1 typo this time cause i couldn't remember what the sentence was and my hand stuttered lol
75. Do you ever yawn because someone else yawned who's standing right by you? all the freaking time.. who doesn't do that?
76. Have you ever been in the back room at video stores? AKA - the PORN ROOM. sadly no
78. If you get a wedgie in public...how do you subtly pick it? Give us the details... Do you just let it remain wedged? I usually turn the direction no one is looking and kind of put my hand back there and pick. If I can't find a way to do it subtly I just let it remained wedged or something <-- this was here already.. but its very true
79. Have you seen that commercial for a viagra type medicine that warns against ignoring 4 hour erections? Yes i have.. and its like 'if this happens to you consult a doctor'.. now if you're having a 4 hour erection.. even after ejaculating (cause the other person doesn't care).. do you REALLY think your girlfriend (or boyfriend, or wife or husband or etc) is really going to let you up long enough to consult your dr? i think not.
80. Mangina and Moobies. Discuss. lol.. i totally pronounced mangina wrong in my head and it sounded like that country (not mongolia.. one thats completely not related) so i was just like why am i discussing moobies with countries? it made no sense. i haven't even discussed what i'm supposed to discuss and i've already written too much. i'm done.
