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woman: howdy, tis mary from so and so church
me: hi, how are you?
woman: do you have jesus?

so many responses came to my head:
no, i'm jewish.
yes, he's locked in a box in the warehouse. shhh.. don't tell anyone else but thats where the Jews have been hiding him all these years.. it'll be our little secret.
nope, he's gone now supposedly my people offed him a few years back.


she actually ended up wanting "jesus hair" not even a costume. who knew?