alibali ([personal profile] alibali) wrote2006-10-05 09:55 am
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i hate grape jelly

i got attacked by grape jelly last night. i hate grape jelly. i was getting a drink and the jelly jumped outta the fridge, hit into my hand, and then slammed into my foot. grape jelly isn't even my least favorite jelly - i dont even consider it a jelly cause i dont like it that much. apparently the jelly knew this.

it was painful. mighty painful. it bruised within a minute and i was convinced i had a blood clot and was gonna die.

i'm still walking funny but it doesn't hurt nearly as much as it did yesterday. i think i need to learn to wear shoes in the house. cause my feet really aren't doing too well lately.

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