i hate grape jelly

[alibali]

i got attacked by grape jelly last night. i hate grape jelly. i was getting a drink and the jelly jumped outta the fridge, hit into my hand, and then slammed into my foot. grape jelly isn't even my least favorite jelly - i dont even consider it a jelly cause i dont like it that much. apparently the jelly knew this.

it was painful. mighty painful. it bruised within a minute and i was convinced i had a blood clot and was gonna die.

i'm still walking funny but it doesn't hurt nearly as much as it did yesterday. i think i need to learn to wear shoes in the house. cause my feet really aren't doing too well lately.

Comments

[joifulgirl.livejournal.com]

i hate it too. a lot. its gross. way way gross.

[alibali.livejournal.com]

its gross and mean and should be banned.

[joifulgirl.livejournal.com]

i dont allow it in my house, actually.

raspberry is so much more civil.

[alibali.livejournal.com]

raspberry strawberry blackberry all good and fun. grape = no.

for some reason mark likes it. it could eventually lead to us divorcing. especially if it keeps attacking.

[joifulgirl.livejournal.com]

yeah, its steves favorite too. sometims i feel bad about making him do without. but not really.

[cateyes8593.livejournal.com]

I love grape jelly. But I am sorry for what it did to you. I will talk to grape.

[alibali.livejournal.com]

oh no.. is it your favorite jelly? do you still like the "red" jellies?? lol.

we looked at a condo in holbrook and as we're walking thru i'm like "oh we should buy it cause we're really close to Jenn now!" and we're seriously considering it cause it was really nice lol

ok greys anatomy time.

[cateyes8593.livejournal.com]

Yesss!!!! That is super. THen maybe I'll buy a condo next door and we can be even closer!! Which one was it?
And yes grape is my favorite. But I dont get the 'red' jellies joke. Am I missing something? :(

[alibali.livejournal.com]

no idea the name.. its on Spring Meadow Dr right off of patchogue-holbrook. its right by that pizza place Carlos'... if ya know what i'm talking about.

it wasn't a joke.. it just amused me asking if you liked red colored jellies. lol <-- see it amused me again.

[cateyes8593.livejournal.com]

Haah you are crazy! I know someoe that lives in there. Well used to live there. My friend Amanda lived there. Her mom still does. Really nice places.